Fake August — break the pipes on purpose
Not a live cohort. Testers: Christopher · Akia · Joyce's mother. Failures cost nothing here.
| Break | Result |
|---|
| bad_address | PROVED_STAGE |
| webhook_mid_flight_drop | PROVED_FAIL |
| duplicate_fire | PROVED |
Full JSON · E-FAKE-AUG-BREAK+NOTIFY-PROVE+PIPES-20260726